| Miss Universe's last Question 環球小姐最後一題 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美國小姐︰美國的男性器官象紳士。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美國小姐︰因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立…… （Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ
in your country? 問︰西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro（Bull） 西班牙小姐︰西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐︰因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌） Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐︰菲律賓的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐︰因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。 （Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ
in your Country? 問︰伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐︰伊朗的男性器官象賊。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐︰因為他們總愛走後門。 （Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌） Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐︰印度的男性器官象勞力。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐︰因為日夜勞“做”。 （Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌） Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 馬來西亞小姐︰馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton 牌轎車（馬來西亞國產車）。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐︰看起來很硬（造型類似HONDA）其實很軟（一撞就變形）。 （Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!） （鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌） Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu （Afraid to lose）. 新加坡小姐︰新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐︰總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! （鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌） Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問︰中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中國小姐︰中國的男性器官象航天飛機。 Question: How can you say so? 問︰為什麼呢？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中國小姐︰雖然不大，但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端…（來源︰人民網）
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