副總統拜登昨晚第三次上NBC Jay Leno的"Tonight Show",象以往的每次一樣，他沒有讓節目失望。引來笑聲不斷....
Vice President Joe Biden made his third appearance on NBC's "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" Friday night and, as usual, he didn't disappoint.
Biden opened with a warning to Leno: Be careful what you say, I've got Secret Service with me.
"But you can't make fun of the Vice President either. That's the part I want you to understand," said Biden.
Jay Leno:
"I have never," Leno joked. "Far be it from me. I would never do that."
"Well, you'd be the only one," said Biden, to laughter.
Other topics...
Jill Biden and their recent surprise visit to Iraq:
JAY LENO: And you brought your wife with you.
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Yes. Actually, my wife brought me.
JAY LENO: How does that work? You say, ‘Honey, I got a little three-day weekend planned for us?’
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: ‘We're going to go to Iraq.’ It was our 33rd anniversary, and I figured I'd do something special for her.
Late night jokes:
JAY LENO: Do you mind being sort of fodder for late-night TV, for guys doing jokes about you? Do you get a report that says, ‘Here are the jokes that were said about you last night, Mr. Vice President’?
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: No. They're afraid to tell me. No, I'm only kidding. I do watch it, but to be honest with you — I'm going to get in trouble here —I mostly watch you.
JAY LENO: Oh, well, thank you. Oh, that's very kind.
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: And I don't mind you making fun of me. There are some other guys I'm not crazy about making fun of me, but...
Russian spies:
JAY LENO: Yeah, OK. Now, show — now, this Russian woman here let me ask you something, and you would know this, Mr. Vice President. Do we have any spies that hot?
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Let me make it clear. It wasn't my idea to send her back. I thought maybe they'd take Rush Limbaugh or something. That would've been a good move.
